Curse

Bobby2 · May 17, 2011, 10:13 PM // 22:13

*calls a physician*
*has him sow me back together on the spot*
*orders beers for me and the doc*
*kicks back*
*enjoys music, drinks & show (where's dinner?)*
*casually throws bolas in the general direction of the bar*
*knocks over the drink Jun just ordered for Slayer*
"Just as planned!" [insert evil laugh here]

Junato · May 18, 2011, 03:08 AM // 03:08

*Junato casts Low intel on Bobby*
*Bobbi's intelligence has lowered by 5*
*Low intel could not be executed, Bobbi's intelligence is at minimum lvl*

So:
*Bobbi brings out his fat wallet and pays for a round of tequila shots for everyone*

Bobby2 · May 19, 2011, 02:20 AM // 02:20

*smiles, drooling a little*
*"dunno why Jun is waving so weird"*
*"wonder if he knows I pissed in the tequila bottle?"*

Junato · May 19, 2011, 12:41 PM // 12:41

*Bobbi drinks his own piss*
*Smells tequila, "Damn Bobbi? Are you pregnant, because your piss smells funny?"*
*Throws the bottle at Bobby*

Bobby2 · May 19, 2011, 02:30 PM // 14:30

*has sworn off tequila since the fire incident at Mardi Gras '06*
*wonders what Jun thinks I'm drinking?*
*catch bottle with face*
*takes nap*

Junato · May 20, 2011, 12:11 PM // 12:11

*Looks at bar and says, "Well that was fun*
*Leaves bar, a grenade drops from jacket without pin*

Carrier of Darkness · Sep 10, 2011, 05:24 PM // 17:24

*throws a drunk ewok on top of the grenade*
*sits down at a table in the corner*

just realized I the previous post was from 4 months ago, sorry

I pwnd U · Sep 10, 2011, 07:15 PM // 19:15

*looks up*
*sips beer*
*grunts*
*sips beer*

It is okay, if we wanted the thread to do we would close it

Junato · Sep 11, 2011, 08:59 PM // 20:59

*Farts*
*Sips Beer*
*Stares at the tele*
*Sips Beer*
*Burps*

The Only Warrior · Sep 27, 2011, 03:54 AM // 03:54

*walks in and shoots jun in the back of the head*
*takes his seat*
*sips his beer*
*says: "this beer tastes like shit"*
*smashes Pwnd in the face with it*
*says: "I Pwnd u"*
*walks out*

Griffenex · Sep 27, 2011, 06:51 PM // 18:51

*walks in*
*releases army of chocobos*
*sits down on the closest chair*

Junato · Sep 27, 2011, 10:09 PM // 22:09

*Looks at jun*
*Says to "The only warrior": you killed jun my friend"*
*Raises beer, pour some beer on the floor to respect jun*
*Farts*
*Watches the tele*

Rhododendron · Feb 04, 2012, 09:07 PM // 21:07

*crashes through wall, slowly wakes up and limps towards the jukebox*

Junato · Feb 12, 2012, 04:12 AM // 04:12

*British Accent* Ello Chap... Did you like the fall?

The Only Warrior · Feb 23, 2012, 11:47 AM // 11:47

*walks in*
*dramatic close up of eyes looking around the room*
*walk towards bar*
*trips and falls through floor*
*lands on chuck norris*
*Says: "Thank You Chuck Norris."*
*Chuck says: "No Warrior, Thank You."*
*Thumbs Up*
*Wonders how this is effecting the Bar above*

Junato · Feb 23, 2012, 10:04 PM // 22:04

*Resets the black hole Bar fight*
<*Zelda sound effects*>
*Junato the barkeep: What will it be...*

The Only Warrior · Feb 25, 2012, 01:21 PM // 13:21

*orders an Rupie Froth*
*pays with bow stolen from the merchant in Link's Awakening*
*is electrified to death*
*restarts with 3 hearts*

kidochipark · Feb 26, 2012, 03:14 AM // 03:14

*orders a dry martini, in a deep champagne goblet, three measure of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet, shaken, not stirred*

*Beats everyone with the luckiest bull---- all in*

*Starts another fight*

Rhododendron · May 17, 2012, 04:43 PM // 16:43

*Finally reaches the jukebox*

The Only Warrior · May 18, 2012, 01:33 AM // 01:33

*glares at rhodo*
*loads explosive tipped crossbow and points it at him*
*waits for him to play something gay....itchy trigger finger...*
Meanwhile....
*Uses Phoenix Down on Bar Fight Thread*